Kaitlyn "Mother" Mulhern
Height: 5'6 3/4" (I round up to 5'7")
Hometown: Minneapolis MN Class: 2020 Major: Biology with Women's and Gender Studies Concentration Years played: 6 Position: Cutter Number: 16 Reason for trying out: Not to make friends lol, I wanted a way to have a team and stay active so I thought it would be less painful and stressful than cross country (I came back for the friends) Favorite kitchen appliance: Whisk Pairs of shoes owned: probs like 10 Most embarrassing moment: Maybe when Anna M walked around campus in a formal dress and no shoes on? (I get really bad secondhand embarassment) Favorite memory from a tournament: Realizing we'd just won Nationals! If you came with a warning label, what would it be? That's a question for my sister Best pickup line: You must be a cutter because you're too hot to handle (all of St. Olaf's handlers are gorgeous for the record) Favorite TikTok: Nope Biggest pet peeve: the sound of knuckles cracking Celebrity look alike: I've been told I look like Pam from the office? (I've never seen the office) Signature dance move: jumping up and down Favorite pump-up song: Sia Unstoppable How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider? $500 (I'd do a dead spider for $250) What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't yet? I want to take a pole dancing class (shh) What is one weird thing you'd recommend everybody tries at least once? Naked Skiing On a scale of 1 to 10, how funny are you? Like a 4? I don't usually intend to be funny but other people think I'm funny when I'm just being myself If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Can I have all my clothes wash themselves and put themselves back in their places without me doing any work? Dogs or cats? Dogs all the way How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized? Fertilized Fun fact: I had to get stitches this summer after gashing my elbow while playing Jurassic World with my campers (it's a complicated version of capture the flag) What are you most excited for this year on Vortex? I'm so excited for our team to play some really gritty frisbee (and have lots of fun) |
"I set my daycare's record for biting the most kids in one day when I was like 8 months old" |