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Evelyn Wakeley

⚠️ Warning! Incessant hugger and will start talking about Delaware at any time
Height: 5'6"
Hometown: Wilmington, Delaware
Class: 2021
Major: Studio Art
Years played: 2
Position: Cutter bby
Number: 15
Reason for trying out: I was following liv after she was coalesced by Kimmy
Favorite kitchen appliance: sink--gotta wash up
Pairs of shoes owned: like a lot but I only wear my blundstones
Most embarrassing moment: When I fell off the stage my freshman year of high school when I was trying to climb the stairs really fast at a band concert. I tore a big hole in my leggings. Also the other day I Venmoed a girl I had a falling out with in high school a dollar for hugs. Then I Venmoed her 50 cents for my embarrassment and she Venmoed me it all back.
Favorite memory from a tournament: Cuddling with clemborg sophomore year at 69 watching the zerks
Biggest pet peeve: When people don't clear the seconds on the microwave
Theme song: "Shower the people" James Taylor
Favorite pump-up song: All Night One Direction
How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider? Honestly I feel like it depends on how fat the body is. I would be much more willing to eat a daddy long leg with its tiny body.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Jumped off a really high waterfall into the rapids
What's one thing you recommend everybody does at least once? Greek yogurt on English muffin with honey and cinnamon. Slaps hard. 
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't yet? Hike the pacific crest trail
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Have wings so I can fly home and see my family. 
On a scale of 1 to 10, how funny are you? I have my moments but on average probably like a 3.5
Dogs or cats? Dogos
How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized? Simply scrambled god
Fun fact: I would probably eat oatmeal for every meal if I could
Funner fact: I give a pretty good DIY haircut
Funnest fact: I am so so incredibly soft lol
What are you most excited for this year on Vortex? Hand holds with new vortexers
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"I would probably eat oatmeal for every meal if I could."

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