Lauren "LoJo" Johnson
⚠️ Warning! Terrible dancer
Height: 5'8"
Hometown: Orono, MN Class: 2021 Major: Chemistry and Chinese Years played: 2 Position: Cutter Number: 12 Reason for trying out: I didn't want to play sports in college because I thought it would be too much of a time commitment. I then let Anni P bring me to tryouts freshman year because it was only three times a week. I stayed because I loved it. Favorite kitchen appliance: Coffee maker Pairs of shoes owned: 10<x<30 Most embarrassing moment: standing at the front of the caf trying to find where everyone is sitting but I can't bc I'm blind Favorite memory from a tournament: ummm winning natties freshman year!!! Best pickup line: Well here I am, what were your other two wishes? Favorite game: Mafia and (ping) pong Biggest pet peeve: Slow walkers and people who stand in a circle cutting you out Celebrity look alike: The Olson twins lmao Signature dance move: Soulja boi Theme song: “对不起我的中文不好”--a classic Favorite pump-up song: Hard tie between Soulja boi and Baby Shark How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider? a mil at least What's the craziest thing you've ever done? I walked up Thorson hill in 4 feet of snow If you could be any animal, what would it be and why? Well I'm already a snake so probably that What's one thing you recommend everybody does at least once? Have a good conversation with Dezra Young, the coolest person I know What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't yet? Write a book If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Being able to learn any language instantly On a scale of 1 to 10, how funny are you? I'm not funny I just do dumb things that other people find funny Dogs or cats? Dogs wtf How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized? Vegan Fun fact: My dad delivered me because the doctor wasn't there Funner Fact: I'm a fake blonde Funnest fact: What are you most excited for this year on Vortex? 6:30 am practice |
"They should make cheerios in the shape of mustaches and call them mustachios." |