Lauren "LoJo" Johnson
⚠️ Warning! Seems intimidating but really is soft
Height: 5'8"
Hometown: Orono, MN Class: 2021 Major: Chemistry and Chinese Years played: 2 Position: Cutter Number: 12 Reason for trying out: I met Annika Peterson the first day of my freshman year and she got my hyped about it and brought me to tryouts :) Favorite kitchen appliance: Coffee Maker Pairs of shoes owned: A lot, but I only wear like 4 of them Most embarrassing moment: I rarely get embarrassed anymore because pretty much everything I do is an embarassment Favorite memory from a tournament: The moment when we won nationals my freshman year, but we didn't even know that we won. Best pickup line: Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you fallinf for anyone else Favorite TikTok: There are so many good ones I cannot decide Favorite game: Sardines when we play as a team in regents Biggest pet peeve: when a group of people are walking slow in the hallway and spread out in one line so there is no room to pass around them Celebrity look alike: A few people have told me I remind them of Lily James and that is the best compliment I have ever received Signature dance move: Soulja Boi Theme song: Handshakes in the Hamptons Favorite pump-up song: I'm so lit right now How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider? I would never. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Bungee Jumped in New Zealand! If you could be any animal, what would it be and why? A deer because they have hops What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't yet? Skydive If you could have any superpower, what would it be? The ability to pause time so I can get work done, then unpause it to have fun and enjoy life On a scale of 1 to 10, how funny are you? Maybe a 5 Dogs or cats? dogs How do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized? I can't say cheese I'm vegan Fun fact: I love coffee so if you have any remaining cage dollars my order is either a medium roast with an inch of soy milk or an oat milk latte Funner fact: I was captain of my high school's science team and my events were forensics, material science, and engineering, so if you need help hiding a dead body hmu Funnest fact: I was dropped on my head as a baby What are you most excited for this year on Vortex? Getting to hang out with the coolest people I know! |
"In search of a cage daddy." |