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Swannie WillsteinPosition: Handler
Hometown: Missoula, Montana Are you ready for this? Time to meet Swannie (who the heck is "Sarah"?) Willstein, just your average (NOT) middle child from Missoula, MT. If she could transform into any animal she would be a three-toed pygmy sloth because she could climb trees slowly at will and sleep much of the day plus swim AND also be a home for algae to grow on her back and then Sir David Attenborough would talk about her in Planet Earth II and all of her dreams would come true (and she would finally get the praise she deserves #middlechildsydrome). Cooking is her panic zone and she can do the wave with her eyebrows (one talent among many). One time she didn't shower for 45 days (because she was "on" a "backpacking trip"). She enjoys comedy stuff, hugging people, and hanging out with her siblings (one is older and one is younger, situating her at this sweet spot in the between). After checking "DJ a Pause dance" off her bucket list, she needs no new years resolutions. |